DEBBIE'S ORIGINAL COMEDY POSTS
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Never grow up.
It's a waste of a wonderful childhood.
I take it very seriously that
God said unless you stay as children.....
I have NO problem with that.
Posted January 5, 2025
John and I made a list of resolutions that we can actually keep by resolving NOT to do these things in 2025. 
1, Poke an angry bear with a stick.
2. Wear full body, trap door, footed PJs to bed....or EVER!
3. Drink to excess, or to any other noun.
4. Step on Superman's cape or spit into the wind.
5. Call each other ridiculous pet names as pookie, smoochie, tickle buddy.....
6. Become addicted to the Hokey Pokey and can't turn ourselves around.
7, Swear by yonder moon, or any other celestial body.
8. Allow ourselves to get overwhelmed or underwhelmed....we'll just remain whelmed.
9. Follow the advice or opinion of any celebrity.
10. Check into the Hotel California.....
11. Buy a jellyfish for a pet or try to kiss a rattlesnake.
12. Become senile and order a frontal lobotomy instead of a bottle in front of me.
13. Try to find out how many licks are in a tootsie pop.
14 Pick an intellectual argument with an intellectually unarmed celebrity or politician as _________ (fill in blank)
15. Claim to be aliens from Uranus..... or any other body part.
In consideration of our age, one thing we did resolve to doing is to practice safe sex by wearing heart monitors and blood pressure cuffs!!
Today,
I shall be "identifying"
as a cat's eye marble.
That's how I roll....
Never grow up. It's a waste of a wonderful childhood. I take it very seriously that God said unless you stay as children..... I have NO problem with that.
